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Nicole's Top Ten Reasons
to Rent "Mother, Jugs and Speed"

  1. Harvey Keitel keeps his pants on

  2. Repeated Harassment of Nuns

  3. Toni Basil is a gun toting junkie (as if that Hey Mickey thing weren't scary enough)

  4. Larry Hagman going postal quite convincingly

  5. The inspiration for Danny DeVito's Louie on TAXI

  6. Car chases with cool old fashioned ambulances that look like hearses

  7. It promotes racial unity, cooperation, and is anti-monopoly-honest!

  8. Raquel Welch in her prime -- oh my stars and whiskers

  9. Dick Butkus, Larry Hagman, Valerie Curtin

  10. Bill Cosby Drunk Driving
oh my stars and whiskers