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I found this one in front of The American Hosiery Company. It was in an enveloped marked, "Attention President!" Mispellings, random capitalization and bizarre punctuation are all SIC--I couldn't make this one up if I tried.For years I'd been wearing your wonderful Panti Hose. The kind that contained the comfortable inside Pants attatched all in One Pants and Hose together. But the the Manufacturer discontinued sewing in the underwear Pants to which the Hose was stitched to. So that I had to now wear doubled. Pants My Own Pants and the Pull on to waist Hose. over pants or under them. My problem. was very uncomfortable two pair of Panty's. Besides your Hose. They became un-stretchable in top of my waist. So no matter what size you sent to me the WAIST was too tight, even though I ordered your Queen size for Fat Ladies. Or your large size. I tried cutting the (top of waist band of your pull on hose.) This was awful the hose would run and slide, off my waist. So I discontinued buying hose from you. I just couldn't wear them anymore. Bah!
I weigh 140 lbs 5 feet 4 1/2 in tall. Waist - 40-42 in can't bear tight clothes around waist.
Sit in wheel chair
Legs and ankles FAT and,
Fat stomache too.
Thank you.
I need stretchable
Givable
Breathable
light weight-Washable Hosery
Amen!
So, I would gladly order again from you. If you could help me. ?
I would love a (tanpair-)
a white Pair-+
Black, Beige Sun tan?
Panti hose I could wear all day sitting comfortable in, walking + etc. The kind that stretches with your knees, thighs, and body. Amen!
Thank you
P.S. From your Old time- drop out disgusted customer
Mrs. June B. Clay
Retired Nurse.
From my friend Laura, a two part note probably passed between 2 high school girls during class. It's written in 2 variations of that round, fat teenage girl handwriting. Precious!When you got your belly pierced, did they tell you to put a saline solution on it? Something about sea salt & warm water. Did you get crusties around the holes? I have because the peroxide dried it out so much. What do you think I should do?
No. I used a solution called Bactin. I did get crusties sometimes but it didn't dry it out. I used the bactin for 10 days and then I began to use the Bacitracin ointment and it's fine.
Remnant, found on the street. It's about an April Fool's joke gone horribly wrong.
(torn part)
...hung up on me. The joke stopped I felt like If some day, somehow, you can forgive me for the lame ass fuct up poor excuse for a April fool's joke call me please. I have thought about suicide,
(crying stick figure with gun to his head)
(torn part)
...you still able won't be my friend because I'd be dead. Your my Best Friend, you were my ONLY friend, Please call me. I depresstited.
Sincerely, Fuct up Mike
I found this one in the fax machine at my old job. I'm sure it was from the guy who cleaned at night. He was a nice enough person, but he often bragged about having 14 children by different women -- he was only in his late 20's.(!) You do the math, my head is still spinning.
Dear Boo Boo
I just want you to know OUR FAMILY TREE
I LOVE YOU
(various hearts with people's names in them)
PS Will you marry me very soon. I'm talking before your birthday May 19, 1995
Double P.S. I love you this much
(crudely drawn penis)
HA HA HA HA HA
I was very embarrassed working around this man after seeing his "self-portrait".
My husband gave me this one. (Who needs jewels? Who needs flowers? Not me! Well, flowers maybe.) Note the creative spelling.
My friend Jenny is a bird Teard and a brat and a Jirk and all the other names because she thinks she's so cool. She would not give me my baby Barbei back. I hate her.
Jenny
call her a pig
(beautifully drawn pig-girl)
Pig
Jirk
Teard
Neard